Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
You see I copped a plea
at the Bet Din, officially
They cut it for me
The male hierarchy
They told me I could be free
If I paid them a fee
Snip snip snip snip
Like a circumcision
It’s a big decision
You can’t take it back
Because Rabbinical boys
They have authority
Over me I’m just a girl
In a sorority
And my role on the planet
is to procreate
And to raise my children
And to please my mate
And once a month when the blood flows inside of me
Am I not still a woman
Full of juice and sexy?
They send me to the mikvah ritually
To get rid of all that impurity
Did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
did did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
did did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
I got it done I got it done
Because there’s ten in a minyan
And you’re not included
So don’t be deluded
And think that they care
That’s why they shove you behind
The mehitzah baby
Where no one can see you
You’re a non-entity
And even if you have
The most beautiful hair
You have to keep it hidden
And away from the air
You have to cover your body
And not show any skin
But can you really be comfortable
In the skin you’re in?
Did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
did did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
did did you get the get?
Oh yeh I got it done
I got it done I got it done
So Sarah Ruth and Rachel
And Naomi
Why should you ask permission
if you want to be free?
Did Isaac and Abraham grant you your wish?
Do Moses and Ezra think you’re a dish?
Would a sexy dance affect the decision?
Or would it simply add to their derision?
Did you not do as they please?
Did you recite the Shema?
Did you bake a Challah?
Did you say ‘mah neshma’?
Did you swim like a fish on the Orthodox river?
“I want out of my marriage!”
“You didn’t deliver!”
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
I got it done I got it done I got it done
No more hypocrisy!
Your Halacha ain’t for me
It is unholy, false, a travesty
You don tefillin everyday
but it don’t mean a thing
You go through motions, eeesh
but your heart don’t sing
You wouldn’t know neshamah
if it hit you in the face
you are a bad example
of the human race
Unfit in mind and body
I cannot see the yolk
gimme ten good push-ups
isn’t that a joke!
Yeh we’ve had just enough
of your false piety
i said e’ynahim lahem
but you still don’t see
that you cannot extort money from me
just to grant my freedom,
my liberty
and if this is the law, well man
i don’t wanna know
if this is Kedushah
it ain’t got the flow
of the righteous
the people
who know kavanah
what is in fact a good deed
a real mitzvah
Ba ba Baruch ata, mateer asoorim
I said it's over, done
The pre-nup is in
I won’t be kept in chains
I've evened the score
I said I’m breaking free
I said I’m out the door
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
Did did you get the Get?
Oh yeh I got it done
I got it done I got it done I got it done
